Karen T (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} thepallasathene) wrote,@ 2008-08-17 21:49:00 |
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UrbanDictionary Meme
The rules:
Go to Urbandictionary, type in your answer to each meme question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you!
DO NOT CHEAT.
1) Name - Karen
Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
2) Age - 22
1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.
3) One of your friends - Patri(c)k
Apostle and patron saint of Ireland; an English missionary to Ireland in the 5th century, Word often associated with people who are extremely well educated, successful in life, and good looking.
4) What should you be doing - Packing
Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.
5) Favorite Food - Dessert
1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"
3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).
6) Your hometown - Bend
To get drunk, usually results in said person becoming bent. Possibly short for "bend elbows".
Man, I was doing some serious bending in that game of Drink!.
7) Middle Name - Jill
the "girl" a guy is taking home to have sex with.
this girl is really his hand, that he is going home to masterbate with. hold it up and the fingers spell out J-i-l-l.
makes him sound cool, even though everyone knows he's pathetic and can't get any.
8) Car you drive - CR-V
one of the fastest suv's, great for using as a get away car cause its great on and off-road.
9) Last person you talked to on the phone: Catherine
Hella orgasmic cosmopolitan mama with no babies. Wicked, happy, and the sexiest piece of ass your pearly whites will never sink in to.
The rules:
Go to Urbandictionary, type in your answer to each meme question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you!
DO NOT CHEAT.
1) Name - Karen
Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
2) Age - 22
1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.
3) One of your friends - Patri(c)k
Apostle and patron saint of Ireland; an English missionary to Ireland in the 5th century, Word often associated with people who are extremely well educated, successful in life, and good looking.
4) What should you be doing - Packing
Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.
5) Favorite Food - Dessert
1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"
3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).
6) Your hometown - Bend
To get drunk, usually results in said person becoming bent. Possibly short for "bend elbows".
Man, I was doing some serious bending in that game of Drink!.
7) Middle Name - Jill
the "girl" a guy is taking home to have sex with.
this girl is really his hand, that he is going home to masterbate with. hold it up and the fingers spell out J-i-l-l.
makes him sound cool, even though everyone knows he's pathetic and can't get any.
8) Car you drive - CR-V
one of the fastest suv's, great for using as a get away car cause its great on and off-road.
9) Last person you talked to on the phone: Catherine
Hella orgasmic cosmopolitan mama with no babies. Wicked, happy, and the sexiest piece of ass your pearly whites will never sink in to.
